23 6 / 2014

armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone

(Source: bastille, via departured)

23 6 / 2014

23 6 / 2014

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts, via fake-mermaid)

23 6 / 2014

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(via fake-mermaid)

23 6 / 2014

(Source: forbearance, via moan-s)

23 6 / 2014

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via fake-mermaid)

21 2 / 2014

(Source: worldbravegirl, via deliiriium)

21 2 / 2014

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

(via twohundredandthirtyonemiles)

21 2 / 2014

(via di--vine)

21 2 / 2014

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via fake-mermaid)